My Birthday Gift

Yep, that's what I want for my birthday.

Well, this May 12th I will be 60, and while I have known it for a while, it's becoming real, that I am far closer to the grave than I am to the cradle. So, I want a coffin for my birthday that way when the time comes, it will be there. And of course, that picture of Paris Hilton is one of my favorites. Makes me smile everytime I see it.

Now you might think I am not going to see it. But, if I have someone I trust to take care of my affairs, I will die knowing it will be there.

But that's not all. The 60th birthday is a milestone. Several milestones actually. So, there is something I want for my birthday besides the coffin. I want someone to take me to Shady Maple for my free Smorgasbord... www.shady-maple.com/smorgasbord/birthday-offer , and I will eat like it's my last meal. Of course, if I do that, it just might be.

Oh, and by the way, I recently bought a new pipe. Stick that in my mouth. A pipe, a picture of Paris Hilton. Hey, if I have to be in a pine box, I want to enjoy it.